Evan totally peed on me. You would think if that was going to happen it would have happened when he was a baby. But no, my son likes to be a maverick.
We were having one of those unsuccessful potty training days (which seems to be the norm lately,) and he had pooped in his pants. We went to the bathroom to clean up and he had his legs spread while I wiped his bottom. As I was wiping him, he let out a big fart right on my hand. I proceeded to explain to him why that was gross, and then he proceeded to totally pee on me. All over me.
It was just great.
I sat him on the potty, and would you know it, before I could get him tucked, he peed again. This time all over the floor. And, he still peed even more in the potty.
Yeah, we've been potty training for four weeks. Apparently we're awesome at it!
(To be fair, he was doing really great until I went back to work - it's the inconsistency that's killing us!)