Friday, January 23, 2009

There's a first time for everything

Evan totally peed on me. You would think if that was going to happen it would have happened when he was a baby. But no, my son likes to be a maverick.

We were having one of those unsuccessful potty training days (which seems to be the norm lately,) and he had pooped in his pants. We went to the bathroom to clean up and he had his legs spread while I wiped his bottom. As I was wiping him, he let out a big fart right on my hand. I proceeded to explain to him why that was gross, and then he proceeded to totally pee on me. All over me.

It was just great.

I sat him on the potty, and would you know it, before I could get him tucked, he peed again. This time all over the floor. And, he still peed even more in the potty.

Yeah, we've been potty training for four weeks. Apparently we're awesome at it!

(To be fair, he was doing really great until I went back to work - it's the inconsistency that's killing us!)


sheri said...

This is Sheri, I enjoy reading your blogs! Especially this one! However, I am sure you were not laughing as hard as I was when this happened!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Gang!!
MarMar here. Guess Evan is learning to feed the earth with body functions. Hang in there because it sure can't get much worse. Aunt Marilyn said it can be used for compost. His artistic ability tends to the contemporary. I'm at Marilyn's trying to pick her food brain. Got to run. See you soon.

Maya said...

I can't believe this was the first time! Consider yourself lucky...believe it or not! :)

Alison said...

Isn't potty training fun? Carolyn used to wipe poop all over everything! I once found her in Sarah's crib, diaper in hand, Sarah backed into a corner crying, and poop smeared all over the crib! That's the night they got separate rooms!

EdLee said...


Pam said...

did you know having a boy was going to be this much fun!!