I know, with a catchy title like that I should have all of the world wide web reading this post. It's probably a metaphor or euphemism right? No, this entry is actually about dirty hair.
Have you ever had one of those mornings where you wake up and realize that your hair looks awesome, in fact, much better than it did the day before or any day that you styled it yourself? Yesterday was one of those days for me. It was wavy in all the right places, the part was perfect, and it had great shine. So, I started thinking about leaving it dirty. You know, all the celebs do it and my younger sister swears by it. I was so blinded by my gorgeous hair that I forgot the few terribly unsuccessful times I've tried this in the past.
I'm plagued with oily skin and my hair follows suit, "but it looks so good," I told myself, "today's the day it works." Oh and did I forget to mention that it was picture day at school. Of course, it didn't work and before I even got to school it had already started looking oily and lifeless. By midday I felt dirty, my part was greasy, and my head itched - fabulous! Luckily, I was able to dodge the cameras, but will have to explain to my principal later why I was absent from the yearbook. Do you think he'll understand the concept of dirty hair? Oh well, I've learned my lesson. The next time my hair tries to tempt me into the cliffs, I'll know better!