Wednesday, April 16, 2008

My letter to thirty

Dear Thirty,

Since you and I have no choice except to coexist, I'd like to set up a few ground rules. I'm more than willing to play nice, but it has to be on my terms. Please be advised of the following conditions:
1) I'm pretty much over the gray hair. I get the point, no need to increase the supply on your watch.
2) I'm willing to work out 2-3 times per week and give at least minimal thought to eating better - in return I'd like an increase in metabolism and muscle tone.
3) I'm getting older - you know it and I know it, but does the whole world have to know it? Let's hold off on the wrinkles.
4) Take your time and stay awhile - I'm in no hurry to meet thirty-one.

Thank you,


Dear Jeanelle,

Uh, you don't make the rules. I do. And, I don't have to play nice.

Happy Birthday,


Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Good luck with that. I'm finding that 32 is much more of a bitch than 30 was. Something to look forward to.

Happy Birthday!

Holly said...

HAH, I like 30's comment back to you!

morgan said...

cute.....but suck it up!

i can say that, i'm not even 27 yet! :)

LadyStahl said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a splendid day and don't let 30 run your life...:-)

Phillips said...

Happy Birthday and welcome to the 30 club. It really isn't so bad, although this gray hair things needs to layoff for at least 5 years or so.

Hey, at least you can say Evan is giving you the grays, I have no excuse!

Kelly said...

Happy 30th!! I hope you have a great birthday! 30 hasn't been so bad - other than the gray hair and slow metabolism, but I really had both of those in my late 20's too ;) I'm "lucky" enough to be meeting 31 this weekend.